i got words for you, thursday. and those words are, “i love you!”
this comic does not directly express any of my own opinions about things.  for example, it is not that i believe pregnancy is creepy.  i believe that everything the human body does is creepy.  some things are creepier than others.
anyway, i am going to go melt some cheese in the microwave and pine for my glory days.  i bet thursday has a surprise for you.  i bet a hundred freaking dollars.