#316 not really. he said i ought to have been born without teeth, that it would have saved everyone a lot of trouble.

by on May 11, 2011 at 5:38 pm

wednesday’s comic is up so late! oh my god!

so i had a late night last night.  it was music related.  when i got home, i sat down to do a comic and fell asleep shortly thereafter.  one day i will hire a ghostwriter to make a bunch of comics for me so i can go on more benders.

today i am going to the dentist again.  it is a long process, i have learned, for them to replace all your teeth with razor sharp stainless steel fangs.  worth it, though.

anyway, i actually have to go now to meet that wizard of teeth, that disapproving young man who looks like jake gyllenhall as clark kent.  i hope instead of the drill this time he just uses his heat vision.  i hope he lets me touch his big, dark eyebrows.

goodbye now.