Friday demanded to be capitalized and i had no choice but to obey but i still did not use commas and made this a run-on sentence purely out of spite.

i made this comic in the waiting room of an endodontist’s office.  the waiting room had several mounted fake fish.  it had at least 8 pictures or other depictions of mallard ducks (including a planter/statue that was about 4 feet long and two feet high).  it had a serape with navajo-looking designs woven into it…hung at about a 33 degree angle.  i am sorry.  playing with matches was the only thing i could think of at that point.

anyway, i hope your weekend is more badass than every weekend that has ever come before.  i will see you monday.  thank you for reading my comic.