wednesday locked himself in his room and will not come out until you agree to do the dishes.

one time i was offered a hammond organ for free.  i did not take the offer because i did not have room.  i still feel stupid for passing that up even though i still do not have room for it.

i bought THIRTEEN neckties at the salvation army today for a dollar each and i am very excited about this.

i hope wednesday sings a song for you in a voice so clear and beautiful that you fall to your knees and weep at the sheer beauty of it.